Funnies

My two youngest are in the stage where they say the funniest things right now.  At least they are striking my funny bone. 

We were watching TV the other night when the Kay Jeweler commercial comes on... "Every Kiss begins with Kay"  Journey says, "Kiss begins with K, well, shark ends with K."  Yes, yes it does.  Maybe they should tie that in as well. 

After church McKade comes home and says, "Mom, what does speed mean?"  Thinking this may be one of his trick questions I answer, "you tell me what it means, I don't know."  "Mom, it means we don't eat or drink for breakfast.  My church teacher told me that in class today."
UM, after thinking for a minute I got it... Fast not speed.  She was talking about fasting, we don't eat two meals and can donate that money to the poor.  I like his connection with the words there.