This is a letter I just found in McKinna's writing folder. This starts way too early. I am scared for what is to come...
Dear Aunt Brie, I just want you to know how much I want to see you, Landon, Gunner, and Van. (Jason is mysteriously missing here:0).You need to know that you are the best aunt I will ever have. You have always been the best aunt and I want to talk to you. But can you please get me a phone. What if I got lost while visiting you? How would you ever find me? Yes, you can call me, but there is one problem. I don't have a phone. What if I was coming to visit and my moms phone was dead? (Not mine, that never happens. She knows me too well.) How would we tell you that we were coming? So can you please get me a phone?
Sincerely, McKinna
Well, at least she knew not to write this letter to me. I am sure that when her favorite Aunt Brie tells her no, she will move on to her favorite Aunt Sarah, then Whitney, Sonia, etc. until she thinks she can guilt one of those favorite aunts into buying her a phone. Oh, here we go...